[elcinr]

OP: article linking a study suggesting a strong correlation between exercise and mortality

Top reply: I really really like to go to the gym, and I fast because I think it's really, really good. Get a personal trainer

[Jill_the_Pill]

You forgot "and therefore everyone else should too."

[ilovecaching]

Yes, you should! Take care of your body!

[Jill_the_Pill]

Call your mom!

[elcinr]

You got downvoted even though you were funny