[saudioger]

More important. The only innovative thing I can come up with to avoid having to fix my leaky toilet is shitting in the yard.

[giardini]

1) Start eating meals at regular hours,

2) join a gym,

3) get a part-time job to fill your empty hours.

Voila, no need for a toilet of your own. (No thank-you required)

But seriously, hold your nose and fix your leaky toilet - this is one of the easiest things in your house to repair. There's such a thing as being _too_ lazy.