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Dirty money across many accounts -> given to account "performing" the dare -> withdrawn as bitcoin -> sold on exchange.

I like the idea, but based on some of the things you're doing (holding funds, taking credit cards and giving out bitcoins) and your response above you are stepping into a world of regulation and fraud that you are completely unprepared for. I seriously suggest you contact a lawyer before you commit a felony.