[batteryhorse]

I was going to say the GNU version of /bin/false and /bin/true, but I actually took a look at the source and it is terrible.

[panic]

The original /bin/true is probably the highest quality code ever written, but unfortunately I don’t think the license is OSI approved: http://trillian.mit.edu/~jc/%3B-)/ATT_Copyright_true.html

[hyperpallium]

Gosh, it seems like copyright lawyers will stop at nothing.

[floren]

The GNU coding style does not help with readability, in my opinion (he said, donning flame-proof underwear)