After jumping off the Golden Gate bridge, the thing they all thought was "I can fix all my life problems, besides the fact I've just jumped off the Golden Gate bridge."
I think youd' enjoy Hatha Yoga. The goal is eventually to leave the world through enlightenment (raising the energy at the base of the spine into the skull, and in the process leaving your body (dying!)). Think of it as a graceful dismount from life.
ALso when you stretch the shit out of yourself in full splits, you feel great afterwards and get to simulate ripping yourself apart in a 'deathlike' fashion. each time you practice the session you are performing a mini death. Starting standing up and eventually ending while sitting down in asana, (close to the ground ready to decompose and return to the earth where we all came from) you get to die each day!