[majewsky]

You also need to assert that you will never care about the NSA. If, in the future, you decide to take up a public role of any sort, the NSA already has decades worth of dirt on you.

[dagss]

...assuming there is dirt to be found, I interpreted the parent as saying there would not be any dirt of interest to NSA

[majewsky]

I would be surprised if there existed a person whom you cannot get any dirt on.