The OP deliberately wrote a rant about something he doesn't understand with an attention-grabbing headline and I called him out on it. I don't think that's unkind. I would have assumed good faith were it not for him explicitly stating he actually doesn't want to learn JavaScript but still wants to bash it.
You seem to be focusing of if I know Javascript or not. I don't know enough and I am learning. So it's not that I don't care. It's that I don't understand why Javascript being the only option on the client side is OK somehow. I've changed the title to be less aggressive.