Cybermedia had the worst anthem of all but I haven't been able to find it. There was a page that collated all the cringe-worthy corporate anthems somewhere.
Yes when I was younger I would have absolutely refused (it is ridiculous). Now I’m old and cynical and think everything is insane anyway I’d sing it with all my heart... most places are insane, but few are this entertaining!
You should listen to some Vaporwave. It's specifically geared toward bastardizing a mutant version of that sort of close-of-the-twentieth-century mind set.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ASVcY8woQoM
A former employee of theirs told me that they had to sing it at an all-hands meeting. I would have quit on the spot.