[pjc50]

>simply change your utility function

... how?

[grenoire]

First you have to take an introduction to neo-classical microecomics class... and then not delve any deeper into economics whatsoever. This will lead you to believe, as OP does, and as such give you the ability to change by the means of your belief!

[sushid]

I realize your post is in jest but I can't help but wonder if the parent comment is also a Randian parody or not

[grenoire]

Jesting jesters trolling trolls jesting je...