Q: How many Northern Californian software engineers does it take to change a smart lightbulb?
A: Hella!
Q: How many Southern Californian software engineers does it take to change a smart lightbulb?
A: Totally!
https://escholarship.org/uc/item/6492j904
http://www.sonomastatestar.com/opinion/2014/11/4/hella-nor-c...
http://prizedwriting.ucdavis.edu/sites/prizedwriting.ucdavis...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hella