[ax0n]

I predict this thing lasts no more than 2 weeks before someone finds a way to break the "unbreakable"

[krschultz]

Seems to me like you are inviting trouble with a name like that.

[dekomote]

Even so, this would sell like butter. Can't you hear CEOs masturbating over this?

[ax0n]

Unfortunately, yes.

PHB: "We need to get this in here! It's UNBREAKABLE!" IT Guy: "Sir, I assure you, it's breakable." PHB: "That's not what the shiny pamphlet says." IT Guy: Facepalm