[andreareina]

This seems to apply to the site right now[1]:

    Stay the patient course
      Of little worth is your ire
      The server is down

Wayback machine snapshot[2]. They seem to mostly (completely? I didn't check them all) be drawn from the NetPositive error haikus[3]

[1] http://www.isitdownrightnow.com/gnu.org.html

[2] http://web.archive.org/web/20180108182544/https://www.gnu.or...

[3] http://8325.org/haiku/