[oldManRiver]

I got on reddit in 2005, before you could comment.

Got on thefacebook as well in 2005 because the college kids in my classes (taking for fun as an adult) told me I needed to be on there to get invited to parties and so they could write on my wall. Good times.

[samstave]

With those comments and your username, you can tell people to CD .. off your lawn.