[Omnius]

If this isn't a joke thats messed up. If your not having the sex life you want with your SO figure out why generally there is something wrong in the relationship and fix it.

Is SO just tired and dead at the end of the day? Help them more, delegate out anything that you can to 3rd party services (not as expensive as you would think).

The obvious one, send the kids somewhere, go out on date.

That all being said. if this real i highly doubt it even works.