[dahauns]

>- Introduction to the subject

...containing detailed descriptions of one or more of the following:

* The weather at the chosen time of introduction

* One or more anatomical features and/or pieces of attire of the subject

* A mode of transport/vehicle used by the protagonist

* Some arbitrary item with personal value to the protagonist

And so on.

Like straight from a "My first novel" writing course. It's grating.