| Cards Against Humanity is a very popular game that people find funny these days. Some funny answers include: Instead of coal Santa now gives the bad children... multiple stab wounds. Step 1: Bitches.
Step 2: Date rape.
Step 3: Profit. Step 1: Black people.
Step 2: Agriculture.
Step 3: Profit. With enough time and pressure,... An ether-soaked rag.
will turn into...Some peace and quiet. What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
Child Protective Services. What gives me uncontrollable gas? Aushwitz Amputees. High five, bro. What helps Obama unwind? The violation of our most basic human rights. We never did find Grandpa's ashes, but along the way we sure learned a lot about Aushwitz. When you get right down to it, A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie is just Not contributing to society in any meaningful way. In the beginning there was African children. And the Lord said, "Let there be Ebola." What really brings out the child in me? An abortion. We regret to inform you that the Office of Existing has denied your request for A reason not to commit suicide. The class field trip was completely ruined by An M16 assault rifle. If God didn't want us to enjoy Ethnic cleansing, he wouldn't have given us Brown people. Lifetime presents Assless chaps, the story of Kids with ass cancer. This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing Children on leashes into the bedroom" In a world ravaged by 200 years of slavery, our only solace is Pretending to care. If God didn't want us to enjoy A pile of squirming bodies, he wouldn't have given us September 11th, 2001. Yep, this is what passes for humor these days. |