[ColanR]

early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise...

early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and socially dead.

-- Ben Franklin, who had similar difficulties.

[rimliu]

Early to bed, early to rise: a lark.

Late to bed, late to rise: an owl.

Late to bed, early to rise: an angry bird.

[schuke]

How can a socially dead guy be healthy and wealthy though?

[krageon]

Even though I can't imagine this is a serious question: If you apply yourself at work and cook your own (varied!) meals, you will be (moderately) wealthy and (moderately) healthy. I did not mention any social time here, which makes this hypothetical person socially dead.

[slaunchwise]

A really good job with the postal service