[alttab]

Back in my day, we had to use our eyes to find girls. And it was usually dark.

[Eliezer]

You had to use eyes to find girls? Why, in my day, we hadn't evolved optical receptors, we all had to track girls by scent.

[Vivtek]

We would have killed for a sense of smell. We just had to move in one direction and hope there was a girl there.

[stcredzero]

Leave the sunglasses off. It helps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXw4qqQqTrY

[alttab]

Truly painful. That felt a little like a rick roll.