[danmg]

> Or because the IRCd written in 90s-style C++ by some people who honestly don’t know what they’re doing segfaulted,

Don't use a 20 year old ircd then. Use something like ratbox or InspIRCd.

> or because you accidentally K-lined 0.0.0.0/32 or because you accidentally filled up the disk with logs because the server’s maintainer was fired and nobody remembers how the system works, or the latest system update borked something

Don't let 14 year olds run your server.