[darkpicnic]

> When you do give in, you lose your mind.

Does anyone else think this kind of writing is unnecessarily hyperbolic? I'm so tired of reading articles that resemble the next Michael Bay script. The core of this article may have value, but I can't even get to it since it's drenched in distracting click-bait sauce.

This isn't story time, New York Times. Treat me like an adult.