[anoncoward111]

Affection as a service. Automation in 2018 is looking grimmer and grimmer :)

[sjg007]

This is like boyfriend or girlfriend as a service.

[sangnoir]

It would be more profitable to automate both ends of the relationship, so the humans won't even have to look at their phones while sweet nothings are pinging between servers in your data center/ scalable cloud.

[roryisok]

GAAS doesn't sound terribly appealing