[jsjohnst]

> Literally every single MBP in our office has failed

I respect you and your posts generally, but I can guarantee that’s a hyperbolic statement if sample size is greater than maybe a small handful.

[lvh]

It’s precise and factual, and several people have had they’re laptops replaced more than once. It is not hyperbole.

[kasey_junk]

My sample size is 1 and I’ve witnessed this exact failure mode.

This computer is far and away the worst machine I’ve had in my professional career.

[tinus_hn]

That settles it then! We have now proven that the amount of devices that fail is 100% with an uncertainty of about 100%.