[yourmomcalled]

Tell your next potential client about your crack staff.

1. Get them to sign a contract.

2. Put ads for 3 developers on craigslist. Send the developers over.

3. You go check on them every day at 10:30 am.

4. At about 11:30 am walk down to the client's office, chat for 10 minutes and then ask "have you had lunch yet?"

5. Take client to lunch everyday. They pay you to take them out to lunch. Just pad the fee enough.

[rmoriz]

provide the "warm fuzzy feeling" as some freelancing/consultant how-to once said:

http://unixwiz.net/techtips/be-consultant.html