[sanxiyn]

Congrats, you won HN humor of the day award.

FYI, Facebook runs Katran in production: https://code.facebook.com/posts/1906146702752923/open-sourci...

[kondro]

Yeah, but will it scale to the 9 billion users my growth chart has me at by year 3?

[bscanlan]

In fairness, the question could be interpreted as "would anybody, who is not facebook, ever run this in production?".

This is an interesting question the answer to which is definitely not certain :)