[mymythisisthis]

Got married, skipped much of the shady symbolism associated with marriage. Asking permission from the father, like your wife is a piece of chattel, no. 9 month engagement to make sure the baby is yours, no. White wedding dress stating virginity, no. Engagement ring, no. We need to update many crazy symbols, they've just become too offensive. The longer we wait the crazier they become.