[nfoz]

Reminds me of this: http://bulwer-lytton.com/

"The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, a whimsical literary competition that challenges entrants to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels."

[smrq]

And, in a similar but shorter-winded vein, the Lyttle Lytton: http://adamcadre.ac/lyttle.html