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by lewis500 2951 days ago
Armageddon 2: Starmageddon. Bruce Willis has to land on the surface of a star, drill down into it and release a hydrogen bomb. The fusion reaction will cause the star to blow up even though it’s already full of fusion. He’ll wear a suit made out of diamonds and have a spaceship made of diamonds, and an Aerosmith rendition of twinkle twinkle little star will play as the star explodes and diamonds rain from the sky. Now seeking story credit for this script.
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Already stole the idea and have the rights secured.

All the best, - Hollywood

Codename: Brucy in the Sky of Diamonds.
Diamond is the best known solid conductor of heat.

Bruce would get cooked.

I'm on board with diamonds raining from the sky, tho'. Maybe on Europa. [1]

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2061:_Odyssey_Three

But.. but diamonds are made of carbon and so can burn.
The diamonds are cooled by ice water
But ignorance is bliss...
Your script is missing how Bruce managed to escape exploding asteroid.
The film begins with government agents unearthing a refrigerator from the Nevada desert; the only known conveyance to have successfully protected a protagonist from the full brunt of a nuclear explosion.
Bruce burrowed into a floating piece of the asteroid and now has a sick man cave. Remember he is the best oil driller in the world.
The explosion propelled him through the Milky Way at 5 million miles an hour until he came back around to earth.
Or how he managed to get to it. Any start exploding close enough for non-FTL technology to be a reasonable mode of transportation would also turn the Earth into dust or a molten ball of rock.
No problem... it turns out we reverse engineered a primitive FTL drive from the debris at Area 51, so we stick it onto a Space Shuttle, but it also turns out to be the only thing powerful enough to blow up the star, so it has to be detonated, sacrificing the ship.

However,the explosion also creates a wormhole that Bruce Willis bounces back into after blowing the star up, which lets him land safely back on Earth in a cool pose like Iron Man at the end.

spoiler alert: he dies
He was propelled out of the explosion at 5 million mph.