[scaryspooky]

I've often thought that JIRA workflows are Turing complete, I was hoping your list would have evidence.

[mlthoughts2018]

It’s funny to think of JIRA as Turing complete because when using JIRA nobody can complete any programs.

[k_sze]

Well, everything halts then, so that just solved the Halting Problem.

[anarazel]

But you need to prove that it halted - to you manager obviously - that's the impossible and stressful part.

[tripzilch]

But is it provable in nondeterministic polynomial stress?

[badminton1]

Need to explain it to 10 managers if you work in enterprise software.