[nsxwolf]

If the attendant is to my left, I rotate clockwise towards the door after I finish washing. Then it looks like I didn’t see him.

[throw_away]

With wet hands, though, or damp pants, which is not a great look in either club environ.

I would just simply refuse to go to such places, but I've only ever gone at the strong insistence of friends and perhaps the insistence some strong drink.

Perhaps a real-life hack could be to bring sanitizer gel.