DOS and floppy disks are clearly inferior to modern operating systems and modern storage media.
The described experience of "loads instantly, uses almost no CPU/battery, and renders on everything everywhere and for people with accessibility issues." is clearly superior to all javascript-powered web sites in the observable universe.
Javascript powered applications are available across most devices - by default even - and across the world, and often work for quite outdated or cheap ones.
On a serious note; I'm not sure why my comments get down voted? Are there guidelines against sarcasm, or is it just people with lots of karma that simply don't like that I like js?
The described experience of "loads instantly, uses almost no CPU/battery, and renders on everything everywhere and for people with accessibility issues." is clearly superior to all javascript-powered web sites in the observable universe.
Therefore your comment makes no sense, Sir.