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by justherefortart 2976 days ago
My favorite thing is seeing people I wouldn't hire to be a low level IT tech as CIO/IT Director because they're a "network guy".

So not only do they end up not understanding 90%+ of IT's functions in any real sense, they are typically not even trained on how to manage.

I work with one such moron at my current job. The entire company goes around the fool, yet they keep him. Why? The acting CEO is likely embezzling and competent IT might shine a light on it. That and the CEO outsources work to her husband's company for 10s of thousands a month with no deliverables or results (beyond what I suspect is the normal embezzlement in other areas).

I've been in this field for ~25 or so years. Maybe I'm jaded by working in consulting/contracting for most of that (and working for myself). I have never worked with an IT Director or CIO that I would personally hire for my own business in that entire time. Being technical enough to make the right decisions and having enough managerial experience/knowledge to be a good manager at the same time is extraordinarily elusive.

Another question is, how do people hire a CIO, when they themselves don't understand IT (or even want IT it seems). They guess or outsource it. I've never seen that work either.

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I have the problem of being the "moron" at your work. I wanted to just be a web developer. It's the only thing I'm good at, and I'm not even really great. Just functional.

But people start to ask you for IT related things because you are the "tech" guy. If your honest and say you need to hire someone to do that specific task, often people are ok with that.

I follow this simple guide when hiring someone to do something I don't understand.

1. Explain to me how you would solve problem X, in as many steps as possible. I make them walk me through it, and ask for more and more detail. Usually spending about an hour.

2. If they have no problems getting into the details, then we set a roadmap and schedule and I check in periodically to make sure we are staying close to it. If they can't stick to their own plan... I move on.

3. If they could give me enough detail to start with, and too much of it was, I'll have to do research or figure it out when we get there, I don't hire them.

4. This results with me having a solid bank of IT people I can outsource problems too, and in tern executives depend on ME to deliver actual results.

That doesn't sound awful, but it actually is. I get to spend extremely little time doing something I could potentially be great at, WEB DEVELOPMENT. And I know the people that work for me, think I'm an idiot and don't understand why they don't have my job.

I try to ask questions and get domain knowledge as I go, but unless you are a genius or spend many years, its just too hard to know everything. And I can't pretend that I'm an expert at managing people, because I'm not. I just do those 4 steps, and then try to be friendly. That's it.

I feel like I'm stuck managing a team of people, when I would rather be an intern for a master developer.

The ability to hire contractors who can actually do the work... that's a formidable asset to the company. You're not the moron. You're not the incompetent. You are actually very valuable.

The problem is, you're being very valuable doing something that you don't actually want to do. You may not feel that it is emotionally rewarding. You may just want to do what you like. That's fine; I'm not trying to argue with that. But don't feel like an incompetent or a failure at what you're doing. You're not.

Wow if accounting/finance can't find that level of embezzlement the CIO is the least of their problems.
Accounting is in on it. Everything they do here is cooking the books. They give the auditors doctored spreadsheets for everything.

It's pretty funny to me. I don't give a shit because I'm just riding this out until I have to get something else or I get a few more clients for my startup.

Oh, everyone's 401k got stolen by a friend of the CEO's kid. So that was nice.

No whistleblowing?
Lol, whistle blow to whom? No one gives a shit (including the owner). As long as there's money in the bank account...

I get paid, so I don't give a shit either. They're just funding me while I work on side projects.