[space_fountain]

I think reading a bit farther it becomes clear that it's a parody

Edited to fixed terrible spelling

[mikeash]

You mean “parody.” This near-homophone is quite confusing here!

[space_fountain]

Oops. My only excuse, weak as it is. Is that I typed that on my phone. Fixing it now thanks.

[jgtrosh]

Sure it is! It's an interesting problem nonetheless :-)