[Angostura]

You apparently either have zero bees, or only have twice as many bees as the others.

Is this what you meant to say?

[mingabunga]

It's just a catchy headline, it doesn't really make sense but is comical/nonsense so it makes you stop and pay attention to it. I think it's brilliant.

[Angostura]

I just get irked that people continuously misuse 300% increase, etc.

[iabdulin]

Thank you. You explained everything better than I could.