| Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona-fide,
Electrified, blockchain.
What'd I say? Blockchain.
What's it called?
Blockchain.
That's right! Blockchain. Blockchain
Blockchain
Blockchain I hear their energy use makes fans whir loud.
It's as energy efficient as a GPU cloud.
Is there a chance a fork could bring the end?
Not on your life, my Nerdy friend. What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy MLM jobs
Were you sent here by the ICO Devil?
No good sir, I'm on the level. The wheels came off my project plan.
Take my ASIC, my good man.
I swear it's Company's only choice.
Throw up your hands and raise your voice. Blockchain.
What's it called?
Blockchain.
Once again.
Blockchain. But our product quality is still all broken.
Sorry Bob, the mob has spoken. Blockchain!
Blockchain!
Blockchain!
Blockchain! Block, d'oh! (with apologies to The Simpsons). |