Whoever is downvoting you clearly didn't read the article. That was hilarious!
> My new friend then “gifted” this young girl a $300 ticket. She jumped with joy, we arrived at the Wal-Mart, and she thanked us both for the ride, jumped out, and gave us each a Blow
Not sure why people are downvoting him either. On my OS X Chrome, "Blow" is the beginning of a line, not the end of one. Rendering differences browsers make strategic linebreaks hard.
It's a shame, because that would have made the article much more fun.
> My new friend then “gifted” this young girl a $300 ticket. She jumped with joy, we arrived at the Wal-Mart, and she thanked us both for the ride, jumped out, and gave us each a Blow
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