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By this rate, looks like we need a "Fucked AI", in the style of "fuckedcompany.com". [1]

These people were eating VC hype money to build Hagbard's FUCKUP from the Illuminatus! Trilogy. [2]

Not sure who I feel more sorry for. The smart employees wasting years of their prime chasing some unattainable pipe dream, the VC's who got suckered into pouring their money into some vaporware precog technology, the author trying to disguise a shit river with meandering prose, or my upcoming pay cut when the AI winter sets in.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucked_Company

[2] First Universal Cybernetic-Kinetic-Ultramicro-Programmer (FUCKUP). FUCKUP predicts trends by collecting and processing information about current developments in politics, economics, the weather, astrology, astronomy, the I-Ching, and technology.