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> My 2014 RMBP is still the best laptop I have ever owned

And my desktop PC is better. What's the point of this?

You can't upgrade anything on a new MBP, and every computer i had so far had at least a RAM upgrade in it's life. With Macbook, you just have to throw it away, which isn't too eco friendly, is it?

> I don't care about the supposed technological superiority of a cellphone.

Why don't you buy a Nokia 8100 then? It just works :)