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by metageek
5760 days ago
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Hmm. Postmodernism denies the existence of objective truth, right? Sounds perfect for PR and marketing. Customer: "My laptop caught fire. My legs are scarred for life. Don't you guys do any QA?" Marketeer: "Tsk. You're such an absolutist. Our preferred viewpoint is that you engaged in a thermal interaction with your ZX-Q17/6, did irreparable damage to its electrometabolic essence, and caused your legs to transform to a uniquely valuable configuration." Customer: "...now my legs are scarred for life, and my head hurts." |
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