[olympus]

A better option is to just own up to being a dumpster diver and look in everybody's trash cans on the street. There's a plausible cover story that you want to maybe get some valuable rich-people trash (maybe a Juicero) and it's not illegal. Looking through everybody's trash makes you a wierdo and not somebody targeting Zuck, which makes the bodyguards less likely to do anything. Also, do it before pickup time.

If Zuck's bodyguards actually stop you then you might have a story. But right now the story is made of completely imagined things. Those bodyguards won't touch you until you try something stupid, like climbing Zuck's fence.

I'm a little disappointed that I wasted seven minutes reading the story as written. More follow-up would have been nice. He could have tried the next Wednesday since his first trip was over two weeks ago.

[mschuster91]

> Those bodyguards won't touch you until you try something stupid, like climbing Zuck's fence.

Bodyguards including ex-cops with records for excessive use of force. I certainly wouldn't rule it out that they fall back into old habits - and I'm certain the "blue codex" (aka cops stick together and cover each other, no matter how big the dumpster fire) would protect them.

[jimmywanger]

From the parent comment literally:

> But right now the story is made of completely imagined things.

You conjecture many things. That doesn't mean you have to publish all of them. Do they not edit/vet these articles anymore?