[brettmjohnson]

  #include <stdio.h>
 
  int main (int argc, char **argv) {
    puts("Screw you guys! I'm going home.");	
  }

I'm thinking they were glad to see you go because you took an hour to do 60 seconds worth of work.

[joezydeco]

He could have put in some templating to make it easy for the next person to quit.