[aktau]

> Maybe that's the problem with dark matter: objects get heavier when speed increases, so since the speed is 18 orders of magnitude too large, everything is heavier than it ought to be. All because of an incorrectly named function.

Reminded me of "Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius" by Borges:

> By 1942, Tlönian objects began to inexplicably appear in the real world. One of the first instances in which this occurs is when Princess Faucigny Lucinge received via mail a vibrating compass with a Tlönian scripture. Another instance is witnessed by Borges himself: a drunk man, shortly after dying, dropped coins among which a small but extremely heavy shining metal cone appeared. It is suggested that these occurrences may be forgeries, but yet products of a secret science and technology.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tl%C3%B6n,_Uqbar,_Orbis_Tertiu...