[lfxyz]

According to my Trakt.tv account I've spent 58 days, 3 hours, 49 mins watching 760 movies and 110 days, 17 hours, 34 mins watching 4,521 television episodes.

I am completely okay with this.

[esailija]

Should have spent that time "traveling to foreign countries" instead, to really jack up the progress of global warming.

[lfxyz]

I've done plenty of traveling to other countries, thank you very much.

[esailija]

Sorry I was making satire of the blog post.

[lfxyz]

Sorry, humour bypass on my end. But yes, this is a bad blog post.