[myself248]

So is there some library author out there, stealing people's auth tokens and playing German and Portuguese songs on our accounts, cackling to herself with glee, and waiting until we discover (today might be the day!) her utterly-harmless mischief?

As much as I love the notion, I have to conclude that Discover Weekly's mediocrity is just another piece of evidence that the world actually did end in 2012, and ever since, we've been living in a simulation. A simulation where the level of petty annoyance is carefully adjusted to a maximum, remaining ever so slightly within the bounds of believability. (In November 2016, someone spilled coffee on the controls.)

[dx034]

Also explains why Swiftkey (keyboard app) stopped working around that time. They say it's their new deep learning framework that provides superior feedback, I find it pretty useless compared to the old version.

[pests]

Well considering the artists literally get paid per listen and the depths of the black hat world....

totally?