[cryptonector]

I took your top-post as meant to be funny, because of your username; I laughed anyways.

Similarly, I took the author's "disdain" for slavic as not-real, but rather a meant-to-be-funny turn to avoid a detour into Romanian as the point of TFA was ultimately that the yeses in Romance languages generally derive from something like "this".

I am rather surprised you truly felt offended.