[fwdpropaganda]

I thought HN was for "anything that gratifies one's intellectual curiosity"? This isn't an actual performance review, it's just parody.

[toomuchtodo]

Consider that parody is part of intellectual curiosity.

[Kenji]

It's supposed to show you that excellence like Einsein's does not fit into the narrow grid modern universities apply. Since people on hacker news often have a) delusions of grandeur and b) are misfits, they will immediately identify themselves with this scenario, i.e. that their excellence is underappreciated by the institutions.