(The Oracle < $1m answer is a RIOT.)
“After reviewing your site, I'm so glad we are sticking with emailed Excel spreadsheets for our mission critical database requirements.”
And:
“Databases? Fuck that. I use Excel's pivot tables.”
“After reviewing your site, I'm so glad we are sticking with emailed Excel spreadsheets for our mission critical database requirements.”
And:
“Databases? Fuck that. I use Excel's pivot tables.”