[goblins]

This simple horrifies me. Why would you do this to yourself and your family?

I don't see myself ever getting anything smart, and if I can't avoid it there is no way it touches my internet connection!

[bigiain]

Do you have a modern phone in your pocket?

[goblins]

Fairly modern. Galaxy S2 lineageOS, fdroid.

I know where you're going with this, some things are unfortunately unavoidable. Still I do what I can.