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"I build apps for people with big YouTube channels."

I find this is always the best answer, because trying to avoid conversations by saying "I have a startup", only results in the re-asking the "so, what do you do" question, to which I have to provide a real answer.

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That is because saying "I have a startup" is the same as answering "what do you like to drink?" with "fluids".