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by Theodores 3067 days ago
Many millions of people have sums of money from an inheritance or other windfall, this money sits in a bank and does not collect interest, even with low inflation it essentially depreciates. So along comes the crypto market and all of a sudden people are putting their savings in, hoping to make a quick buck on a rising market. They know it is a risk but they do it anyway.

This choice of 'scam coins' over 'fiat' is part religious cult and people get caught up believing more than they can understand about the holy blockchain, however, it also reflects badly on mainstream banking and how broken that is. Really it has been broken for at least a generation in that interest rates are dysfunctional-low.

Barely a day goes by without a scam coming to light that costs real USD, there is a ocean of difference between 'coin market value' and dollars of real money, but still this is lots of poor people losing their windfall savings. It can be a boyfriend or a brother that accesses the savings, so the purse strings are on that trust relationship. My top tip is to get into the divorce business as a lot of people are going to be arguing over 'where the bitcoin went'. They still probably won't be believing 'fiat' money is real so the carcasses left behind by the altcoin scammers should still be rich pickings for lawyers and estate agents.

Right now I am trying to think of how I could use the all wonderful blockchain to help plant trees in the Northern Forest, with an app so people could sponsor a tree and have it all tied in to some fashionable blockchain thing. In this way, in fifty years time, the bits of poetry and dedications people have left for the trees will still work as there will be no central server needed.

However, I don't quite see it. If I am to help plant five million trees by getting people to sponsor the things then the blockchain can wait. My clumsy database tables and the various joins will all be magic-beaned into blockchain sexy at another time, so the forest QR codes and AR poetry works in a decentralised way, for the next few millenia, right?

So maybe I should just roll with it, work with a few altcoin scammers that know the gig is a joke and scam a few million people into buying coins 'backed with saplings' and have them feverishly land grab the whole of the North of England, desperate to plant an extra Rowan tree here or there. In that way, when it all goes tits up, there will be a forest happily growing away.

Or maybe an 'alt-coin' forest could work? 'Bitcoin Pine', 'Bitcoin Oak', 'Bitcoin Ash' - imagine the fun trading in the futures market.