[sandinmytea]

Are you interested in taking in a prodigal son?

If you are willing to take on a generalist with unlikely skills please email [e-mail].

[duopixel]

Friendly advice: this is as likely to land you an interview as is scoring a date with a model by leaving a comment on her/his Instagram stating that you are very hot, with no evidence or even a profile picture.

[314]

Wow that model tip sounds cool. Thanks for the idea bro!

[tudelo]

So you're saying there's a chance?

[karimdag]

Nope, he's being sarcastic.